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1.
Jack Your Box 04:48
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Jack Your Box - Judi Chicago It's the start of the song, where the vocals start Drum machines are the future of art But this circuit's not been grounded: it's gonna give you shocks Jack your box We study string theory, we rock a string vest We're shooting you up like a Laserquest We're gonna get naked, and watch cops Jack your box I want to lick your raspberry ripples I want to get down with the cripples But robots don't get chicken pox Jack your box It's been a winter of discontent Now the summer's here, and it's time to vent Mine's a night nurse, on the rocks Jack your box Well these dinosaur's got big bones In the land before all ring tones White shoes, black socks Jack your box You've got to stop yourself from thinking so much It's coming on sweeter than a sugar rush You've got to hop skip jump like a double dutch Put your hands on me like a manual clutch You can see me, swinging freely I'm blowing up like bubblegum The aphrodisiac of the high-hat, hand-clap, snare snap and the kick kick kick drum Jack your box (repeat) You've got to stop yourself from thinking so much Put your hands on me like a manual clutch Put your hands on me like a manual clutch, and slip me into fourth Give some direction to this lost erection, pointing to magnetic north The door's been closed for far too long, we're busting off the locks Like those New Yorkers, down at the docks, we're gonna jack your box ©2007 Judi Chicago All rights reserved. Unauthorized duplication is a violation of applicable laws.
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Good For Your Neighbourhood 03:33
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Good for your Neighbourhood - Judi Chicago Well if it’s good for your neighbourhood, you bet it’s so good, good Give a wink to the girl next door, because she looks good Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss the cook, cause he cooks good It’s nice to be nice that’s my advice, it’s understood? Good! Hey you, on the computer, having one off the wrist You waste your time jerking off indoors, I see no sense in this Turn off the screen, and step outside, get out on the streets You’ll hear the sound of music, and it repeats! Hey you, on the corner, spitting and chucking junk I’ve been around the fucking block, and you’re not fucking punk You’ve got holes in your charisma, you’ve got holes in your face Show respect for your neighbours, and know your fucking place Open the door, step outside Take a deep breath, and take a stride Smile at the people, as they walk by You can wave hello, or wave goodbye ©2007 Judi Chicago All rights reserved. Unauthorized duplication is a violation of applicable laws.
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Chick Filler 06:29
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Judi Chicago - Chick Filler What you playing at? What’s that jungle music? What you playing at? With all that boom, boom? Easy… It’s easy Hey, I’m a Chick Filler, I’ve got no bones Hey, I’m a Chick Filler, Golden breadcrumb Hey, I’m a Chick Filler, I’m not joking Hey, I’m a Chick Filler, I want stroking You can’t come in, so stop knocking I’m not joking, you want choking There’s nothing like this Drinking cold tea with a sugar, two Two sugars, and peanut oil Two sugars, and peanut oil There’s lasers inside this room If I move I’m a dead man But I’ve got a hat, made of mirrors Suck on that! Hey, I’m a Chick Filler, I’m mock tudor Hey, I’m a Chick Filler, I’m a diamond geezer Hey, I’m a Chick Filler, I’m a bacardi breezer Hey, I’m a Chick Filler, I’m a prick, prick teaser I’ve got something, and it’s a breadcrumb thing I’ve got something, and it’s a breadcrumb thing, crumb thing Hey, I’m a Chick Filler, feed the birds! Hey, I’m a Chick Filler, tuppence a bag! Hey, I’m a Chick Filler, feed the birds! Hey, I’m a Chick Filler, tuppence a bag! Let them know, it’s Christmas time Feed the birds Let them know, it’s Christmas time Feed the birds Cause we need the birds Do they know, it’s Christmas time? Feed the birds Then we eat the birds Do they know it’s Christmas time at all? ©2007 Judi Chicago All rights reserved. Unauthorized duplication is a violation of applicable laws.
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Mad Ape 04:34
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Mad Ape - Judi Chicago I’m some kind of Tick Sucking on your face. Chewing on the nipple Of the space race. My head-case Is the head place Where I secure my brain. Dope me up And take me dancing Naked in the rain. We got to put this sound on tape We got to put this sound on tape We’re dry heaving on the Fire Escape We got to put this sound on tape We got to put this sound on tape We got to put this sound on tape We’re dry humping on the Fire Escape We got the mad mad mad mad ape! It’s a little bit hetro It’s a little bit homo And we do it in slow-mo Mad Ape! It’s a little bit homo It’s a little bit hetro So you just got to let go Mad Ape! You’d better be careful You’ll catch something fungal Cause it’s rough in the Jungle Mad Ape! You dance like you’re boneless But do you know where your home is? 'Cause you're hung like a homeless Mad Ape! (What do you know about us?) We don’t deal in clichés We deal in oats, wheat, and maize Mad Ape is the latest craze Mad Ape is the phrase that pays We put it down in pen and ink We put it down in pen and ink These words might make you think We put them down in pen and ink We’re gonna cut and we’re gonna paste We’re gonna cut and we’re gonna paste These words are easily replaced Mad Ape will put you in your place! Mad Ape! ©2007 Judi Chicago All rights reserved. Unauthorized duplication is a violation of applicable laws.
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Big. Dick. Walking-Stick. 06:39
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Big Dick Walking Stick - Judi Chicago On the corner Inna lycra A transformer A big biker And you see it And how it pinches So manly So many inches He’s big He’s got a dick We’re going walking On his walking stick ©2007 Judi Chicago All rights reserved. Unauthorized duplication is a violation of applicable laws.
6.
Guts Out 04:21
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Guts Out - Judi Chicago We’re just two carnivores We’re gonna leave you covered in sores I’m gonna leave you covered in bruises This stick has many uses I’d give you a round of applause But my hands are turning into paws (Travis) Your hands are turning into paws? Prepare to feel my claws! Prepare to feel my wrath I’m gonna lead you up the garden path I’ll stick a shovel in your flower bed And now they’re never gonna find your head I’ll have your guts out I’ll have your guts for garters Who let the sluts out? I’ll turn them into martyrs Lets get out cuts out I’ve got some sticky plasters Now let your butts drop Like natural disasters I’ve had a mouthful And you bet it’s not Red Bull We’ll watch the sky fall Yeah, we’ll get a good eye full I’ve got a fistful of raisins I’ve got a list full of reasons Reasons to be cheerful And you’re getting an earful So move your booty, to the sound of Judi Rude boys get broody, to the sound of Judi So move your booty, to the sound of Judi Rude boys get broody, to the sound of Judi Judi Chicago, Judi Chicago Go go, get low, get thee to a disco Judi Chicago, Judi Chicago Go go, get low, get thee to a disco Circle, circle, dot dot dot Now you’ve had your Judi shot Circle, circle, dot dot dot Just another liver spot Circle, circle, dot dot dot Now you’ve had your Judi shot Circle, circle, dot dot dot Just another dead bloodclot ©2007 Judi Chicago All rights reserved. Unauthorized duplication is a violation of applicable laws.
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An-Anatomy 04:29
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An Anatomy - Judi Chicago I like to watch the way your body shakes I like to listen to the sounds your body makes A brain attached to a chicken wing I found it on the street These motor neurons, make you move your feet A brain attached to a turkey neck It’s made of meat Hi-hat and kick drums We made a beat My heads attached to your backside I sink in my teeth Why should we be alone tonight Why must I be the thief? Think of something nasty and play it in reverse We wrote a verse! But which came first? Opposable thumb? Hi-hat and kick drum Your liver slots under your ribs, next to your onions These motor neurons, make you move your bunions Here’s where your liver goes But where’s the soul? You don’t know your elbow from your arsehole! If you really want to kill yourself, cut along the wrist If you can’t quench my thirst you’ll have to quench my fist Think of something filthy, and say it in reverse It’s getting worse! But which came first? Opposable thumb? Hi-hat and kick drum You don’t need thumbs to clap your hands Clap your hands Shake your glands Wave your stumps Shake your rumps Your headbone’s connected to your headphone Your headphone’s connected to your cellphone Your cellphone’s connected to your ringtone Your ringtone’s connected to your skintone ©2007 Judi Chicago All rights reserved. Unauthorized duplication is a violation of applicable laws.
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Lizards Control The Planet 06:16
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Lizards Control The Planet - Judi Chicago Bang! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Ow! Let’s get bumper to bumper Beat me up and leave in a dumpster In a dumpster full of lizards Lizards control the planet George Bush is a lizard Lizards are cold-blooded I am not a lizard Lizards control the planet George Bush is a lizard Lizards are cold-blooded We are not lizards Lizards Liz Hurley is a lizard She’ll hurt you, she’s a lizard Reptiles in the White House Reptiles in the palace Snakes lay out in the sun They’ve got my nuns on the run What’s happening to the sun? Hey Travis! What? What’s happening to the sun? A lion is swallowing the sun And we can’t remember where we put the spare one ©2007 Judi Chicago All rights reserved. Unauthorized duplication is a violation of applicable laws.
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Burger Joy 06:26
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Burger Joy - Judi Chicago Ground below me Sky above me All I ever wanted is for you to love me Ground above me Sky below me All I ever wanted is for you to show me Burger joy, fries and shake What kind of sound does a dog make? Burger joy, cries and shakes What is the sound of heartbreaks? But I’m here in the city I’m reeling like a broken toy The only pleasure in my life is a burger joy Ground below me Sky above me All I ever wanted is for you to love me Ground above me Sky below me All I ever wanted is for you to show me Burger joy is a burger joy ©2007 Judi Chicago All rights reserved. Unauthorized duplication is a violation of applicable laws.
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BDWS Reprise (Original Bonus Track) 02:37
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released July 23, 2007

All songs written, performed, produced by Judi Chicago, Spring/Summer 2007 at Judi Studios
Mastered by Randy Garcia
All photography John Goetzinger

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Judi Chicago Atlanta, Georgia

JUDI CHICAGO exists in a parallel universe where beef burgers can rap and alcho-pop whippets puke neon hues over the pavements of the weekend. JUDI CHICAGO is the true underground sound of the oily skyline and sticky sidewalks of Atlanta, Georgia.

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